snorlaxatives:

pixelguy979:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

lokiago:

prismatic-bell:

disturbedtomparis:

babyfoxcollectionthings:

…..you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.

Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn’t resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.

vangoghcore:

by alexmayberry16

yeehawlw:

yeehawlw:

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

outcome unclear

sherlolly:

echosilverwolf:

lindsay-blogs:

askfordoodles:

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

Stage 5: Mlem

Originally posted by ppaction

This is a perfect description.